Hym "Hey, I would clean my dumpster house if I felt like it... Which I don't.... I'd clean it today if I knew Mia Khalifa was coming over... But alas... No impending pornstar booty... Oh well... I mean... She's rich so we could just get a hotel room. So really, I wouldn't even NEED to clean dumpster house... And she's hotter than your wife... So there's that... Ummmmm.... Hey, real quick, imagine this for me: Big veiny black cock OPE! TOO LATE! YOU TRIED TO NOT DO IT BUT YOU'RE DOING IT NOW! THE MAKES YOU A HOOOOMOOOO! Hell forever Matt. That's where you're going now. For spending your time thinkin bout fat cocks. And reading the work of a guy that is comprised of like.... 36% fat cocks... Pretty gay to be honest. The fact the your read this daily doesn't piss your book demon off? Weird..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Dumpster housemug. by tempestt.loves.charles February 21, 2012
Get the dumpster foreheadmug. An unclean male or female that has multiple sexual partners including animals, and other foreign objects
by LuvlyTLishus September 4, 2023
Get the Dumpstermug. National dumpster day happens on April 2nd it is a day where you jump to your nearest dumpster and find what values could be in there
by Peter Griffin445 January 24, 2022
Get the National Dumpster Daymug. Person 1 " bro that girl is so hot"
Person 2 "nah don't fuck with her she's a cum Dumpster"
Person 1 "how?"
Person 2 " over 10 niggas have nutted in that hoe in a week"
Person 2 "nah don't fuck with her she's a cum Dumpster"
Person 1 "how?"
Person 2 " over 10 niggas have nutted in that hoe in a week"
by FatBumboMumbo May 24, 2018
Get the Cum Dumpstermug. 1.The act of digging in one's ass, with blatant disregard to other's awareness in group situations or public places.
2. When your at a bar and the bartender hollers LAST CALL and you've been striking out all night so you order 3 shots of tequila and just take what you can get.
3.The act of plowing a very UNattractive "person" in their dirty anus!!
2. When your at a bar and the bartender hollers LAST CALL and you've been striking out all night so you order 3 shots of tequila and just take what you can get.
3.The act of plowing a very UNattractive "person" in their dirty anus!!
While at the weekly corporate meeting I looked around the room in boredom, which quickly turned into disgust as I noticed Kevin was Dumpster Diving
by King_Love420 February 10, 2022
Get the Dumpster Divingmug. A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021
Get the WALMART DUMPSTER FIREmug.