A sweet, beautiful woman who comes off innocent ... Only to trap her prey and violate them in the most perverse of ways for her pleasure... Then discarded after being stripped of dignity in the most savage and sexy fashion
*john comes home
Roommate: "have you been crying???"
John: "that date was going great, then she took me home and went Dirty Yvonne on me"
Roommate: "she was so pretty and seemed so innocent tho?"
John: *sobs uncontrollably
Roommate: *embracing John "there, there"
Roommate: "have you been crying???"
John: "that date was going great, then she took me home and went Dirty Yvonne on me"
Roommate: "she was so pretty and seemed so innocent tho?"
John: *sobs uncontrollably
Roommate: *embracing John "there, there"
by PervHirt June 09, 2019
A dirty Ryan is when you get any vegetable (as long as you've grown it yourself) and insert it violently into your girlfriends ass whilst simultaneously eating cake from your snacks cupboard.
by Jamco95 June 09, 2020
A fine Ass Female all the guys want but are afraid to say anything because they think they be shot down.
by poohbug June 10, 2020
by mimimomopoo April 18, 2020
When you and your partner are getting it in the shower. Guy pick us up girl, her legs are around his waist and they're getting it. All of a sudden the guy has to shit, so he does and stomps the shit down the drain before the girl notices.
I was with my girl in the shower last night and I had to hit her with the dirty stomp. I couldn't hold it.
by Dirty girl undercover February 25, 2016
Bristolian term originating from King Paul himself. Used to describe the dirtiest of dirty Bristolian girls.
Must be spoken in a thick Bristolian accent:
Must be spoken in a thick Bristolian accent:
"Aaww she's a right Dirty Dirter that one, i bet she'd let you put it any where!"
"AAwwwwww I porked some right dirter dirterson 'larst' night"
Girl: <looks up at you whilst performing fellatio>
Guy: "You Dirty Dirter you"
"AAwwwwww I porked some right dirter dirterson 'larst' night"
Girl: <looks up at you whilst performing fellatio>
Guy: "You Dirty Dirter you"
by Not a Bistolian August 25, 2008
The act of getting fisted by a blind man with his sleeves over his hands in the back of a car. Then proceeding to squirt in his blind eyes and cure his blindness. When he finally see’s you he gives you UCAS points, shits himself and then kicks you out the car and drives away in his shit stained, STD riddled golf.
by Olivia Braid November 18, 2021