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Laugh now cry later

People will laugh and have fun while u are on ur grind making money and when that shit prevails ur rich and they are broke after they had temporary fun . WHOS CRYIN NOW
Yo bro ur broke asf not going to any party’s”
Me: “laugh now cry later
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crying skull emoji

This person is DEFINITELY a femboy and for sure wants to be pounded.
by stinkyboy100 May 7, 2024
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cry turd

A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
by punbucket January 8, 2015
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Blackout crying

When crying is a lot like blackout drinking.
Sorry babe, I don't remember what we fought about, I was blackout crying.
by sysDump July 5, 2018
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cRy

A 5th dimensional being with the sexiest German accent that rhetorically dominated a dude named “heavenly_._D”.
Person:1 Hey you see cRy?
Heavenly_._D: yeah, he rhetorically dominated me.
by Sinbadtard March 4, 2021
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masti-cry

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.
Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.
by Careless1 March 5, 2015
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