A disease discovered by Darren Walsh where his subject Lee Nolan couldn’t stop playing computer games. He named it computeritous.
Lee Nolan and his Playstation. Lee has gone through 12 Playstations an 9 Playstation2. One set on fire after 67 hours play.
by Dr Vonbarren February 20, 2003
Get the Computeritous mug.A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.
My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the computerphobic mug.by Liberty Green February 19, 2008
Get the competixious mug.This computer is so computechnical that it should be in the military.
Bill's computer is so computechnical that he should just design the ultimate software.
Bill's computer is so computechnical that he should just design the ultimate software.
by Feolthanos April 6, 2008
Get the computech mug.To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
Get the Completely Clunged mug.The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.
"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"
by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009
Get the Completely Canadian Race mug.1: To mess around on the computer
2: To allow friend to sign onto social network sites/ play with google or other entertaining sites as to be a good host/ess.
2: To allow friend to sign onto social network sites/ play with google or other entertaining sites as to be a good host/ess.
Susan: "Here Hannah computer around, I need to clean my room"
Hannah: "I don't think there is such a thing as to "computer around"..."
Susan: "Well now there is."
Hannah: "I don't think there is such a thing as to "computer around"..."
Susan: "Well now there is."
by eyyyou October 25, 2010
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