cock whipped

opposite of pussy whipped

Susie swallowed Jim's load when he threatened to dump her. He has her completely cock whipped

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Cock warming

The process in which you warm up a male chicken

Farmer: the rooster got out in the rain and now it looks like it's due for some cock warming

Farmer's wife: I'll go get it a blanket

by I_69ed_ur_mom November 12, 2020

cock-block

interupting on a buddy or someone while he is trying to get with a girl

Wow, that guy is being a real cock-block.

by Fava October 3, 2005

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

cock blocking

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

Man, will you get da fuck outta here and stop cock blocking me you Ja Rule loving parasite.

by The gifted 1. June 12, 2003

cock

my breakfast

i gobbled up a cock after a a couple sucks i said by dad and when to catch the bus

by sebyneby / albino rhino October 8, 2019

cock sling

to flip your errected penis into your wasteband. It is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.

Phil: Man I have a huge errection right now!
Dave: Don`t worry man, put it in a cock sling!

by dave kadden April 16, 2008