Curb Church

Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.

I could really use a little curb church tonight.

by Sjflow August 5, 2018

Church

A place you should go you filthy animal.

“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”

“To church.”

“Didn’t expect it from you.”

by AnimeLove4867682 April 27, 2021

Central Avenue Church Of Christ

An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.

Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.

by TheWhistleblower June 7, 2018

Church-Kiss

a quick kiss, without tongue. usually fast, mindless lip brushes.

the kind of kiss you exchange with a family member, friend, or someone you kiss so often that it becomes a habit.

He gave her a Church-Kiss in front of his moms; but that side-bitch had just spent the night!

by Mad-Dog M June 11, 2020

Church bells

The swinging action big tits make when a chick is getting it doggy.

Lisa’s church bells were ringing when I drilled her last night.

by Big Dom88 January 16, 2020

Louise Church

She’s Is always single and is always eating she is over weight she’s really Annoying and unfit

Louise church is eating my food

by Myasquad123 November 20, 2019

Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.

Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11

by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021