chuck norris

better than jesus

chuck norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best god damn lemon-aid you've ever tasted!

by some_fucker December 13, 2016

Chuck Norris

fuckin badass bitch

Damn Chuck, you a fuckin badass dayumn mothafucka Chuck Norris is badaaaaasssss

by l00l 23 January 26, 2017

getting chucked

To get socked in the eye with a Wii remote.

Wiiremotesockedhitpunchedchuckvideo gamesplaygetting chucked

by jewels4u November 23, 2009

Chucking a Zara

Getting so drunk that you defecate on the floor of a club, then going home with a guy.

Can't believe shes Chucking a Zara, that's a bit funky.

by Supersourwarheaddoubledrop October 9, 2020

Chuck norris

GOD

Chuck Norris, He's GOD

by gnfnhnhnhnh May 16, 2018

knuckle chucks

1. Noun. The male ejaculate by way of manual masterbation.
2.Noun. Derogatory name give to person in place of "jerk offs." Commonly used in military environments where swearing or more conventional insults are discouraged.

"Listen here you little knuckle chucks. You best not be messing things up!"

by Makinnak January 13, 2017

chuck the fargers

What San Diego should say to its football team.

They want us to buy them a WHAT? CHUCK the Fargers!

by Don Ameche July 6, 2006