The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?
Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
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The religious right is so interested in "small government", yet the christatists want to expand government to define 'marriage'.
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