3 definitions by lmf

(V): The intentional pursuit of the opposite gender, with sexual aspirations. Derived from the words chastity and joust.
Let's go out to the bar tonight and choust some ladies.
by lmf July 22, 2015
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Fat Army Wife Syndrome

a chick that marries a G.I. and has a nice little body, but within a year, looks like Louie Anderson
Rey: You seen Daves wife? She got a case of FAWS real bad.

Quentin: Damn, maybe we shouldn't enlist.
by lmf April 16, 2005
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Teacher: Which city is know as the 'City of Brotherly Love'?

Student X: San Fransisco?

Teacher: Take your desk and sit in the hall.

Student X: (smiles)
by lmf July 21, 2005
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