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Shit a Chicken

This can be fear related, but usually to do with anger.
If someone found out something and they got really angry over it, they would be said to have "Shat a chicken".
"Smiff, your parents will shit a chicken if they find out we're doing drugs."
by Danilius January 13, 2008
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Eat Some Chicken

Another way of saying, "Lets smoke some weed," or " Lets get high." Typically used if you do not want everyone around you to know what you are talking about.
"Hey man what do you want to do?"

"Lets eat some chicken."

"Hell yeah!"
by flippedsk8er April 21, 2010
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winner winner chicken dinner

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
The legend tells that years ago every casino in Las Vegas had a three-piece chicken dinner with a potato and a veggie for $1.79. A standard bet back then was $2, hence when you won a bet you had enough for a chicken dinner. !”
So, the call of glorious victory rang out “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
by Jose Carlos May 24, 2007
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chicken butt

A win or lose game. The questioner tries to catch the questionee off guard by asking "Guess what?" as if they really have news.
A: Guess What?
B: What?
A: Chicken Butt!
In the above senario person A wins the game, had person B said Chicken Butt in response they would have won the game and person A loses.
by Megpie December 25, 2007
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Chicken Little

noun: someone who makes a big deal out of nothing; a drama queen.

verb: make a big production out of a small event.
Your mom is a complete Chicken Little.

My boyfriend chicken littled over my being 10 minutes late.
by Susan February 4, 2004
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Clubbed with your own chicken

To experience problems as a result of one's own cunning plans. To be too clever for one's own good. Similar in usage to "hoist with your own petard".
"Britney, you're doing pretty well, keeping yourself in the tabloids with these stunts. Just make sure you don't end up in jail or the nuthouse, don't wanna end up clubbed with your own chicken..."
by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008
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driver's license chicken

Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).

If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.

See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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