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Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."
by Zachschway June 9, 2018
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Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.
by Crispy713 November 22, 2021
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windy chicago

A Windy Chicago is when you are receiving a rim job and you fart in the person's face.
My girl friend is very angry that I gave her a windy chicago last night
by Internal Revolution August 25, 2015
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Chicago

the best fucking city around, am i right or am i right.

we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)

we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.

fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.

we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.

home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.

you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.

so yeah chicago’s the best city.
“so you’re from illinois

“no, i’m from chicago”

damn you’ve got some bomb ass pizza”

yeah i know
by yeah i’m dope April 9, 2018
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Chicago

A shitty industrial city next to Lake Michigan that is home to the Bears, the Cubs, and one dude who is PISSED THE FUCK OFF that he can't get any action named JOSH BOYLE.
Chicago: a city where dreams go to die.
by Tuccimustdie March 1, 2020
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Chicago White Sox

The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.
Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.
by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022
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