Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.

"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."

by Zachschway June 9, 2018

Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha

You’re Not a Chicago Hope Kid

by Tåtyäńå October 22, 2019

chicago

🔥 + 🗑

Dang bro you live in Chicago? Seems like a cool place to live but it do be 🗑 🔥

by Houstonfan2007 February 13, 2022

Chicago Wetback

When you nut on your girlfriend's back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom

"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback in a row. I'm so over this curse"

by Theresa Jiles August 4, 2025

Chicago agriculture high school

A school full of weird bitches drug addicts and mentally Ill teenagers and all they talk about is sex.

This school is worse than Chicago agriculture high schools football team

by Bad bitch avenue November 4, 2021

chicago knight

A goon who roams the streets around 3:00 am looking to start some bad shit that will hurt the community.

Yo that nigga ramen a Chicago knight, he no good.

by Mr. Love gee September 2, 2016

Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 5, 2019