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Chair rocker

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019
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Electric chair

When somebody puts a greenlight on you and invites you on a trip in their car and they have it rigged with an amp to kill you with...
Ayo you're sitting on an electric chair don't ya know you better bounce
by Anti balance May 28, 2021
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Chair Griddy

Doing the griddy while sitting in a chair at the same time.
Me: bro what are you doing?

Henry: I’m doing the chair griddy
by Bing chilling gaylord November 29, 2022
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milking chair

A concept from an artwork originating from rule 34‚ the milking chair is used by futas so that their dick can be sucked. Also my dog died.
Person 1: I love our new milking chair. Person 2: Same‚ it's almost as good as the Travis Scott meal.
by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022
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TLV Social Chair

The TLV Social Chair is responsible for planning and executing social gathering opportunities in Tel Aviv. Other key responsibilities include:

1. Encouraging engagement among all members by bringing them together for a meaningful purpose
2. Organizing social meet-ups and always ensuring everyone is having a good time
3. Becoming an active member of the Tel Aviv community
4. Working with the rest of the community to ensure that social opportunities are always being planned
5. Promoting social events, nightlife, restaurants, etc.
Be prepared for mingling, hangovers, and questionable decisions - after all, the TLV Social Chair never lets a little thing like responsibility get in the way of a good time
by tlvsocialchair December 16, 2022
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The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.
The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
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Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
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