A sex act originating from Canada in which it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup. The details are unknown. First mentioned in America by Stephen Colbert on his show the Colbert Report.
by Terrence Doghead February 4, 2010
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by just.jb February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.The act of digging up a significant figure in the history of Canada (preferably a French Canadian) , then pouring maple syrup into one of the body's orifices , letting it ferment, and then drinking the product. Then, while intoxicated from the intense beverage, one must listen to the Titanic theme song while simultaneously forcing a live Canadian to slap you with a copy of The Beaver.
If you want to get a girlfriend involved, you must give her a hockey stick and let her put it anywhere she wants.
If you want to get a girlfriend involved, you must give her a hockey stick and let her put it anywhere she wants.
Person 1: Hey man, why are you limping?
Person 2: Oh man, last night, my girlfriend watched the Colbert Report and wanted to try out a little bit of Canada's History.
Person 1: But how did you get Celine Dion to come over to your house?
Person 2: We threatened to bomb a poutine factory. Being Canadian, she believed us. And, well, anyways I should probably get my stomach pumped since I drank an entire bowl of maple syrup fermented in the stomach of Tecumseh.
Person 1: The Indian?
Person 2: Yup.
Person 2: Oh man, last night, my girlfriend watched the Colbert Report and wanted to try out a little bit of Canada's History.
Person 1: But how did you get Celine Dion to come over to your house?
Person 2: We threatened to bomb a poutine factory. Being Canadian, she believed us. And, well, anyways I should probably get my stomach pumped since I drank an entire bowl of maple syrup fermented in the stomach of Tecumseh.
Person 1: The Indian?
Person 2: Yup.
by ColbertNation0985 February 4, 2010
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by mtw800 February 4, 2010
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I was going head-on into that the back way, but I had to cancel that hike, with all that Canada's History going on.
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Dude 1: "Did you hear what Johnny did last night? He did the Canada's History on that biatch!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
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