derrens computer

the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.

dude, i have a derrens computer. it keeps crashing

by bigmanchad May 18, 2023

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.

His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021

computer rooter

those internet cyber sex pervert's

harry potter looks like one

by ozslang August 23, 2003

computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.

Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.

by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023

ant in the computer

A term used to describe someone who experienced something so amazing, that they feel like they can never experience it again, because it will never feel as good

"that food was so amazing, I feel like the ant in the computer"

by KurtisHere June 9, 2025

computer hacking

computer hacking around campus and then u start being a hacker and then you never leave your dorm room ever, good bye and then you hang your self because your too depressed

computer hacking around campus kills you inside... always remember kids go around slapping girls buts and grab them its funny!

by your local grocery store November 14, 2023