Skip to main content

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.
Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.
by sandraxine November 10, 2021
mugGet the teleparallel computationmug.

The Computer Union

A union of fatass roblox no-lifers, who just love to glaze their glorious leader.

They drink amazing mug (it's amazing cuz its capitalist) and love borsh for some reason.
Person one "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person Two Replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating morbidly obese individual"
by I love the U.R.M. March 4, 2025
mugGet the The Computer Unionmug.

computer hacking

computer hacking around campus and then u start being a hacker and then you never leave your dorm room ever, good bye and then you hang your self because your too depressed
computer hacking around campus kills you inside... always remember kids go around slapping girls buts and grab them its funny!
by your local grocery store November 14, 2023
mugGet the computer hackingmug.

derrens computer

the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.
dude, i have a derrens computer. it keeps crashing
by bigmanchad May 18, 2023
mugGet the derrens computermug.

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
mugGet the computer illiteratemug.

Computer

A thingie that stores the information nobody shall ever see in your history.
I have to make sure nobody sees this computer!
by drumsoccer February 14, 2022
mugGet the Computermug.

computer

Some kind of mind control device capable of hypnotizing decent men.

it causes the creation of "gamers" also creating scams such as: bitcoin, free robux no hack 100% real, and some trojan horse you got off a shady website selling nft's
computer.
mugGet the computermug.

Share this definition