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Webster's Law

Webster's Law states that no matter what the subject, a discussion posted in the Real Ale Twats - Viz Facebook group will always reference Doom Bar at some point. This is because of the ubiquity and generic nature of Doom Bar.
(after discussing dispense method for several threads)
-I don't care how my beer is served, so long as it's not Doom Bar.
-Webster's Law!
by Freedomslayer99 February 21, 2018
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Cathcart's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability it being reduced to dick jokes approaches 1.

c.f Godwin's Law

Note: invoking Cathcart's Law massively increases the probability of dick jokes, as it contains the fragment "grows longer".
(following a lengthy conversation about GPS)

Steve: My GPS has a 3" screen, and it's perfectly adequate for my needs.

Tim: Yeah, but how long do you want to be staring at a 3" thing?

Steve: ...

Tim: Cathcart's Law!
by baztastic March 26, 2011
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Moe's Law

Similar to Poe's Law, it is the Law which dictates that anyone with an anime picture on their social media account will have either:
1. Awful taste in any noun or activity
2. Terrible, ill-informed opinions on anything related to politics
3. Some combination of the former two
Moe's Law is applied doubly so to those who have pre-pubescent anime girls(also known as lolis) in their profile picture, with possible pedophilia being involved.
"Dude, why does every single person with a Miku avatar seem to post the stupidest shit?"

"Shit my dude, that's a good example of Moe's Law, lemme write that down on Urban Dictionary
by F. Uck Anime November 6, 2017
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car-in-law

The vehicle belonging to your significant other. It is either too fast or too slow, the wrong kind of transmission, not cool enough, or too new and strange compared to your one true ride.
Person 1: Why are you sad? You love driving on road trips!
Person 2: Sure, but my car is in the shop so we have to take the car-in-law.
by petemg January 25, 2011
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Dudas' Law

Dudas' Law: A law which states that any imperfection on the female body can be overlooked if her boobs are big enough. A law that is followed by every straight man and some lesbians I guess.
"Hey man want me to hook you up with my sister's friend? She lost a leg in a car fire and is also half-retarded."

"How big are her tits?"

"Huge."

"I'll give her a call."

"Totally man, it's Dudas' law."
by Frisbee Mcmanguydude February 11, 2014
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Homer's Law

A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.
I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!
by CorporateShadow December 27, 2011
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peter-in-law

the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two male friends who have slept with one or more of the same women
leonard: you slept with betty? so did stan! You're weiner cousins with stan? wow!

elroy: weiner cousins? what, are you a billyhill? we're peter-in-laws you filthy savage!
by jedicollins December 9, 2009
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