When your English teacher tells your class in the beginning of the day that you will do a worksheet in class the next day, but then decides to change her mind at the last minute of the school day, and ony tells the last class.
by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit May 4, 2018
Get the Bullshitmug. 1. Internet slang as an extended way to say "Shit"
2. Non-formal word for referencing to physical bull poop. Definition 2 is less likely to be seen.
2. Non-formal word for referencing to physical bull poop. Definition 2 is less likely to be seen.
by dswqsa895 January 9, 2024
Get the Bullshitmug. New rules for 9 ball.
New additional rules for 9 ball..
* winning with ball in hand.
-* making a high quality shot you made 50%
** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention
-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%
*** making 9 ball with double kiss
-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball
****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention
-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball
***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention
-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
New additional rules for 9 ball..
* winning with ball in hand.
-* making a high quality shot you made 50%
** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention
-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%
*** making 9 ball with double kiss
-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball
****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention
-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball
***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention
-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018
Get the Bullshit 9 ball gamemug. by 12345548 September 18, 2023
Get the Bullshitmug. A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
Get the Practical Bullshitmug. When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)
Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.
by Name Fart March 24, 2020
Get the Crippling Bullshitmug. What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.
by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019
Get the This is fucking bullshitmug.