Brian Wells

Coolest nigga ever, if dapper was a person(he gives the best handshakes)

Person1: BRIAN WELLS IS THE COOLEST NIGGA EVER!!!
Person2: fax

by Derpafish March 9, 2023

Brian

A beta male. Peaked in high school even though, they didn't really accomplish much. Uses social media to try to talk to women since he finds it hard to do it in person. For example, does rates or tbh. Has a group of friends that distract him from his loneliness. Overall, not the type of person you want to be.

A: Why is that person such a brian?
B: is being a brian a bad thing?
A: Not really, but you just don't want to be a brian.
B: got it.

by Gamer692 January 29, 2020

brian lee jia wei

a lolicon who says they're not a lolicon.

person 1: bro why are you watching this loli shit, are you a brian lee jia wei?
person 2: no, im not a pedo wtf

by the non pedo November 22, 2021

the brian defense

a defensive strategy implemented in NHL '10 that involves playing all players back in order to avoid a skunking (aka mercy).

Matt scored 3 goals in the first 30 seconds. Jared then employed the brian defense and lost the game 3-0.

by killa Brand v3 February 7, 2010

brian Rat Bro

An amazing person who sees himself as a dumpster rat. Find him and he will grant you infinite joy and happiness.

:I'm feeling kinda down today..
:Just talk to Brian Rat Bro, he'll make u feel better

by Lorikett June 5, 2021

BRIAN

9/10 will put fear in the heart of names that he encounters such as Malik,Anthony , and William or Abraham

Usually people with the names Brian are fighters and like too bring up there record on how many fights they have won

Brian 9/10 has had sexual intercourse with the girl you’ve been chasing for years but also has a good heart and you can depend on him when It’s time to do a drill

Brian is just that n*gga💪🏾

by doctor appointment November 22, 2021

Brian

A transgender shopping cart who is beautiful and ugly. He likes eating and breathing shit. He got a horendous breath. He can't even spell brain right.

HES EATING ME, wait am I shit then. In this sentence Brian is a bad boy

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants March 19, 2024