Naruto Themed Blowjob

“A Naruto themed blowjob is when a guy stands naked with his back against the wall, then the person performing the blowjob backs up 20 feet and Naruto runs towards the guy with their mouth open” - insta user ‘tokesmagosh’

Person 1: Naruto themed blowjob for weed?

Person 2: Wtf is a Naruto themed blowjob?

by thiccbeemami June 18, 2021

cry me a blowjob

A phrase which can be used during that awkward moment when you have a boner and your girlfriend is crying.

Originated from the phrase "cry me a river."

"I told my girlfriend to shut up and cry me a blowjob after she got upset."

"After the fight, I told my wife to cry me a blowjob when I saw her tears."

by Mr.WhatsItToYah May 9, 2014

Blowjobing Her

The act of any kind of pleasure from a man to woman.

Also can be known as blowjobed

1. Dude im totally blowjobing her right now.

2. Dude i totally blowjobed her last night.

by Cap'n Geech015 June 8, 2009

Brown Eye Blowjob

When a girl eats a lot of burritos then a guy fucks her in the ass and she farts while the guy is fucking her and he jacks off kuz it feels like a blowjob

1 DAMN last night i was with your mom and she gave me a Brown Eye Blowjob

by sickminded September 27, 2004

national blowjob day

April 13th the day you give a guy a blow job and don't tell anyone

Yo adam it's national blowjob day

by Dan171717 April 12, 2017

pills berry blowjob

After doing "Drugs" such as xanex (loss of memory) or extasy ( HARD body hullusination). You make the girl give u a soaking wet blowjob and you make her scream for the cream filling. Hehe

I went out to the club and took 6 hits of extasy, while dancing i seen a girl poppin xanex that animal, she told me of a story of a hard pinocio and for the first time in my life thought i fell in love, so i brought her back 2 my place and introduced her 2 the pills berry blowjob, she hasnt stoped screaming since. and me im still trippin balls

by FatFLOwMAtic rapper btw July 11, 2009

Chicago Style Blowjob

When ya girl gives you a blowjob, but your ween is in a hot-dog bun with
Mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog).
Be careful with this one, no one wants to go to the hospital from a bit d*ck.

My girl was really hungry and I was really horny, so I let her give a Chicago Style Blowjob.

by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017