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Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls
Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...
by sheahoee July 2, 2014
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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023
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blonde person

Person who has golden looking hair.
That will glow in the sun.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Blondes are hot

They are
by VenomousPit21 May 5, 2021
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Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile
Wow hake is such a beacon blonde
by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020
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Blonde Bob Baddie

Someone who has a blonde Bob and slays everyday. Not everyone with a blonde Bob can be a blonde Bob baddie,it’s a lifestyle not a hair style.
Liv is my favourite blonde Bob baddie!
by Iconicblondebob June 11, 2022
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kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!
Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...
by Underground loser December 30, 2023
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