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Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.
" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"
by ShannanD January 10, 2025
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Whiteboi blocker

A term used to describe a woman, typically a PAWG or Snowbunny, whose notably large and pronounced buttocks are humorously or erotically said to "block" or make it impossible for a white guy's (whiteboi's) penis to reach her vagina due to its size, emphasizing the perceived sexual inadequacy of white men in the BNWO fetish.
"That chick's got such a whiteboi blocker; no wonder she's only into BBC."
by InternetMenace February 10, 2025
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Spinnin blocks

Tyrone: what's the word tonight
Jamal: Spinnin blocks for the dead homies
by Ex1oticPurp February 21, 2025
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East Blocker

East Blocker: A person originating ethnically from the former U.S.S.R soviet satellite countries in Eastern Europe.
These damn "East Blockers" are shady ASF. Rude ass "East Blockers".
by Phuket Richie February 28, 2025
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doc blocked

when a buying team can't advance in the sales process because they don't have answers related to evaluating, purchasing, implementation, or training
We want to buy that new tool but we're doc blocked so we'll just push it off to Q4
by calamitysam April 16, 2025
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getting blocked

To individually shove a collection of Minecraft blocks up the rectum.
- "F-f-uck s-steve~"
- "Damn yianni are you getting blocked?"
- *"Y-yup a-a-and it feels f-f-ucking a-amazin-g.."
by jakeyisop April 25, 2025
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Carly Blocked

Carly Blocked is when one is blocked but only for a short period of time then in unblocked and the person apologizes for blocking them.
Person 1 : wow did she block you? does that mean yall are done?
Person 2 : give it a few hours im just carly blocked.
by user_173819 June 6, 2025
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