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Beautiful Bastard 

Often a graduate in Defrancoism, a Beautiful Bastard is a title given to a friend and a member of the Defranco Nation. It does not matter whether you have been a member for seconds or even years, just as long as you have subscribed to Philip Defranco and participate in the community.
Sup, you Beautiful Bastards? My name is Philip Defranco and let's just jump into it.
Beautiful Bastard by 2StixNix January 8, 2017
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Horror Bastard 

The highest level of being a bastard.
Someone who is an absolute arsehole.
The person who cut you up in early morning traffic.
"That Referee is a complete horror bastard"
"Your mum is a horror bastard"
"Why be such a horror bastard?"
Horror Bastard by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008

Power Bastard 

Someone who is incredibly rude or ignorant;

or

someone who fathers many children then commits suicide
Did you here about John?

Fathered all them kids, then killed himself!

Dude, what a freakin' power bastard!
Power Bastard by Mad Danny December 25, 2008

greasy bastard 

An Annoying, Argumentative, Non Hygienic, Non Social, Self Centered Bastard.
Jack: You Need To Shut Up
Andrew: Go Play Pokemon You Greasy Bastard

dirty dirty bastard

a drinking game where you purposely drink until you puke then you drink some more.
chris is puking from playing dirty dirty bastard, what a raw dude.

creation loving bastard 

someone who loves to go clubbing, get drunk on alkopops and get off with any drunken heifer stupid enough to be up for it.
that selfo's a right creation loving bastard

one way bastard 

Someone who stops at mcdonalds for breakfast prior to showing up for work, and doesn't call his co-workers to see if they'd like something. Even though he knows that (1.) They will & (2.) they would be more than willing to pay them for said items.
Nick showed up with a tasty breakfast before work. He did not text or call anyone with his intentions. Now I have to sit here & watch him eat his Mcdonalds breakfast. That "one way bastard"