When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.
"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"
"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
by Jundo April 13, 2014
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It's like getting gang-banged, but with messages.
It's like getting gang-banged, but with messages.
Friend on AIM: Wanna get lunch?
Facebook acquaintance you never talk to: Heeyyyy what's up?
Your mom's text: CN U HELP 2 WALK DOG? XOXO :)
Phone call: Dude, where are you?
You: Getting media banged.
Facebook acquaintance you never talk to: Heeyyyy what's up?
Your mom's text: CN U HELP 2 WALK DOG? XOXO :)
Phone call: Dude, where are you?
You: Getting media banged.
by primetimeofyourlife December 5, 2010
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