Band Freaks

There is no such thing as a band freak, you must have them confused with band geeks

The group of teenagers walking through the halls singing band music in four part harmony are not band freaks, they are band geeks.

by oddpercussionist June 27, 2011

Band kid

The typical cringy kid of every class

person 1: BROOO PERSON 3 IS SUCH A BAND KID
person 2: bro who the fuck is person 3?
person 4: hi guys
person 1 and 2: hi person 4!
person 3: *fucking explodes*

by Youlookingfinemydude December 14, 2022

bastardous band bitches

Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.

Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.

Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.

by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008

Fat Baldy

One that has had and still has a lifelong career planned out for him in the Microbyte. He has a liking for birds as well as spending his evenings playing with Pam and her five sisters while drinking numerous bottles of buckie and messing with narcotics. Also has an obsession with Claire!

Location:Microbyte (Claire is standing in sandwich queue)
Fat Baldy pokes Claire.
Fat Baldy: "Alright wee lass?"
Claire: "Yeah, I'm good thanks"
Fat Baldy: "Why don't you and your pals fire through to Livvy some weekend for a few bevvies?"

by Gastonator January 17, 2008

Garbage Band

A Parody Of the Best Daw Garage Band .

I used to use Garbage band To produce but now i use disableton

by Spranxzz July 3, 2018

Lightning Regiment Marching Band

The greatest high school marching band in, at minimum, the state of Virginia, if not the Milky Way galaxy. For twenty years they hath stood as a pillar of great marching and music. They never won VBODA though, becuase the evil Grafton Empire's numbers are formidable. Never, ever speak the word "Fanta" among several of its members; you may ignite a bloody civil war.

Now entering the field, the Lightning Regiment Marching Band. Here are their section leaders, all of whose names I will make a valiant effort to mispronounce.

by JimJava007 February 11, 2013

hair band

Glam metal band from the 80s that played radio-friendly and commercialized metal, and relied more on their looks (long hair and flamboyant clothes) than their music.

Bon Jovi was a famous hair band back in the 80s.

by Darracker July 12, 2004