shrimp boat captain

One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'

ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific

by captain salad May 12, 2004

shrimp boat

A type of lovemaking, particularly associated with gay men. One man ejaculates inside the other man's anus, then proceeds to take a straw (or pipe or other device) and suck his own semen out of the man's anus. See also shrimping.

I heard that Chris is the captian Brian's shrimp boat.

by angry clown March 7, 2005

I broke ma boat

'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.

Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'

(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'

Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.

by met388 August 19, 2009

row the boat

When someone sits between two men and "rows the boat" with their "oars."

hey, did you hear that weber likes to row the boat?

by bill April 3, 2003

Get in The Boat!

Get in the boat is another way of saying a phrase such as "Oh me too!" Or "Jump in the Band Wagon". This is merely just another way to confuse the listener, and allow them to hear this new cool phrase! This will undeniably leave you being the most interesting person in a conversation.

Chad : "I really like Muff Diving!"

Heather : "Get in the boat!
Chad : "What does that mean?"

Heather : "Same bro"

by Darth Paton October 22, 2016

whatever floats your boat

(Idiom) What you do is your choice

You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004

Out and about in a boat

When your talking to Canadians, you tell them to say this because they can't pronounce it correctly.

American: Damn, I forgot my glasses. Can you read this for me.

Canadian: "Oot an aboot ina boot." It doesn't make any sense, don't cha know?

American: Hahaha, its "out and about in a boat!" Your lack of pronunciation is ridiculous!!!!

Canadian: You friggin hoser...

by goalie75 September 23, 2009