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Beastest

When someone thinks they are more beast than others around.
I'm the beastest in this room.
by Alechun August 24, 2008
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Wall Beast

The Wall Beast is an elusive being. First witnessed in Green Bay, Wisconsin, this creature has been said to terrorize the residents of a UW-GB dorm.

History: The first encounter with said Wall Beasts was in early 2009.
How to tell that you have come in contact with a Wall Beast: While the Wall Beasts have never been seen, they are commonly heard in the evening hours. Typically they awaken only to loud sounds. Upon being awakened, they seem to become quite upset. As such, the Wall Beasts make gestures on the neighboring walls to which they hear the sound coming from. The gestures are that of pounding. They are persistent but it has not yet been reported that they have attacked anyone. Please note: The later the hour, the more irritable they become.
by DaniDeUWGB March 9, 2009
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Beasy

Synonym for bitch. Except, like, so much cooler.
Fuck you, you beasy.
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Beastiality

To fuck a horse, chicken, rhino..you name it and its beastiality
"Those beehotches over there love to dream of beastiality!"

"What the hell?! You like beastiality?"
by James September 17, 2006
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beastiemonk

A person or thing which has god like characteristics or is just really rare and amazing.
"That guy was a beastiemonk", "He was either cheating or he is just a beastiemonk",
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smexi beast

A compliment, like sexy beast but a cooler way of spelling it. A common phrase used now by most teenagers, it was first heard used by Courtney in 2007.
Luv all my smexi beasts!

Omg, that outfit is totally smexi beast

She's a smexi beast!
by Chickle January 16, 2008
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release the beast

The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."

(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.

And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.





Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 21, 2004
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