alien stage flicker gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.

“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”

by femboyIicker73 September 19, 2025

Atenism

Atenism is the “Light” which birthed monotheism.

I am in the New “Atenism” Covenant.

by The Covenant Messenger September 25, 2025

Alienpop

Alienpop is a pedophile located in Podolsk, Russia he is a Cuck also and gets bullied by everyone, he is also more commonly known as palmer

"ew look, its alienpop"
"bro youre just like alienpop stfu"

by zzzzxxzzzx October 9, 2025

alien passport hole

Creating hell is easy if you are a Ratan. Act sing dance and everybody will love you, like it or not. Ratans can bend your emotions with the new rat-wand 69 thousand! Cry, laugh, scream and your poop will be a dream!

The Ratans of Atan and the rest, emptied their purse-groins to find their alien passport hole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

alien

The fictional character in sci-fi movies who mainly speaks English because its scriptwriter is simply too "lazy" to invent a new fictional language

In every sci-fi film, the alien always speaks perfect English; it’s like the scriptwriter was too lazy to create a real language—guess we'll just call that alien convenience!

by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025

alien isolation

An extremely well made survival horror that is miles ahead of any resident evil or silent hill game. This masterpiece will make you cry from the difficulty, scariness and immersiveness. You can easily beat the game with these steps. 1. Learn the tricks to dodge the alien, working joes and other enemies by reading the wiki. 2. Practice a lot in other modes. 3. The wiki and official discord server will answer every question, there are tutorials on YouTube 4. Play last survivor or crew expendable if the main campaign is too hard (it's too hard for me). Those modes have less enemies, but retain the basic stealth aspects.

Person 1: "I love playing alien isolation! The graphics are amazing! Too bad I keep dying to the alien."
Person 2: "You can practice your stealth in other modes, and I can teach you how to run twice as fast by exploiting the physics engine."

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 13, 2025

Alien

How would I describe humanity to Aliens?

Iam "A Quasi-Psychic bipedal primate hivemind that uses verbal cues to communicate their thoughts to one another and inference to predict what it likely to happen in the future (which is what makes it quasi-psychic). Since the time of our insemination we have abstracted out the traits of the other animals that share our planet and then crafted tools to allow ourselves to use those traits to survive and make out lives easier (For example, big cat tooth sharp = animal dead, therefore, if I have sharp tooth I too can make animal = dead and, thus, the creation of the knife). I think that would adequately describe to an Alien race what we are in the most literal sense."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025