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angel dung

A hazard exaggerated for unrelated social engineering reasons.

BS in the public interest.
Since we will eventually run out of fossil fuels, the global warming scare is angel dung to promote conservation.
by roelf September 6, 2009
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Bagpiping Angel

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man, whilst squeezingly upon his scrotal sack vigourously and intently. To complete the act, the man then ejaculates on the top of the woman's head, to create a 'Halo' effect.
Here hen, fancy being my Bagpiping Angel? Sure thing babe.. best shampoo ever!
by Bagpipez June 12, 2011
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Angel Turd

When you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel turd is that tiny, fluffy turd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.

Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.
Hey dude I flushed the angel turd you left after you crapped for America and I couldn't brush my teeth for 20 minutes
by nodgie November 13, 2011
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Velvet Angel

1) A free spirit that refuses to be confined to society's standards. A person that expresses their true personality regardless of how they are perceived...Usually this is done through outrageous hair styles and colors, photography, web design, tattoos and piercings, music, dance, and art.

2) An obnoxious person that will do ANYTHING for attention. A COMPLETE fame whore.

3) Alternative Entrepreneurs. People who create brands based on alternative culture.
Example One
Guy 1: "Did ya hear about Sasha starting her own voyeur site?"

Guy 2: "Yeh man, she's a velvet angel now."

Example Two
John: "Why is it that everytime we go out with Dylan and Tyla, they always end up drunk and making out with random people?"

Shane: "That's just how those velvet angels roll."

Emily(thinking): I love dancing in sexy lingerie for my boyfriend. I think I'll turn that into a business so I can get rich and famous. (a velvet angel is born)
by Don Fredo February 8, 2010
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Angel Bites

Two piercings on the upper part of the lip. The one on the left is called a monroe and the one on the left is a modonna. They are sexy as hell
Guy 1: damn that chick with angel bites looks mad sexy.

Guy 2: Dude Your fucked up
by Dancebg May 3, 2011
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Los Angeles

Gang-ridden city, where the thugs outnumber cops by 10 to 1. For every cop, there are 35 gang members. LA is the city where if the cops won't shoot you dead, the gangs will. Turf wars, gang murders, killings, rapes, murders, carjackings galore. It will take the National Guard to crush the gangs there.
Yo, this dude got hit up with an AK for wearing red.
by Tampa Bay May 16, 2005
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Emo angel

Someone who is emo and christian at the same time.
I love God and Jesus. (looks in mirror) Yay! my hair is so awesomely emo angel today!
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