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Andres

Andres is typically a Simp, one who when single hangs out with the boys and I'd all about the party. Problem is that it doesn't happen often as he falls in love once a month them goes into SIMP hibernation where you never hear from again.
Friend 1: Should we try and invite Andres?
Friend 2: Remember we don't have his number anymore as he is in full Andres mode of being a SIMP.
by Johnnycash15 October 12, 2020
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Andres

Has a sexy mustache typically wears glasses still a virgin likes to wear all colors of shirts used to stutter lost the super to red on will now has wavy hair likes mom jeans but only when someone else is wearing them and is typically know as that one kid and likes to do stuff sometimes
Hey do you know that one kid?

You mean andres yeah
by Lil error April 16, 2019
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Andre

Hes a sexy Young Boy Who Knows How To Love a Woman How she is , he wants the best To be the perfect man
by Killerhero07 January 2, 2017
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Andre

Andre is one of the most funniest guys you will ever meet! He’s so laidback, quiet until you fuck around and find out! He’s a beast! His Good Looking Attributes Makes him Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls/guys fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed will make you fall in love with him. Andre also has the gift of gab, he could steal ya woman or man if he want them. He will talk anybody out of their pants! He’s talented , down to earth, talkative and wise. You can catch Andre mostly as the gym lifting weights, eating pizza or playing video games.
by Funny shit112 November 23, 2021
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Andre

Also known as bombaclad, enjoys long walks on the beach, cheeseburgers, and large farm fed women. Sometimes forgets the Tito’s but never forgets lunch.
Your big a big bad Andre right now Chi!
by TrapMoneyT May 7, 2024
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andre del mundo

he is the type of person who makes even the smallest moments feel like poetry. he has an irresistible charm, a smile that could fight against the sun's beam, and a way of seeing the world that makes you believe in something that seemed impossible. he is telesa's boyfriend and husband forever and ever
andre del mundo looks so cute on every little thing he does, i hope he realizes that.
by chalap January 28, 2025
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Andre

Andre is a person who usually has a huge bbc
Bro I had sex with Andre someone else: lucky
by CreamyPEANUT January 23, 2022
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