African core sample

When you are clapping that ass and go to bust on her chest, but just push out a core of poop out of your urethra that you just jackhammered back into her small intestine.

She asked me to get her and African core sample to study. After a good struggle fuck, I shot one right on her reading classes.

by Thunderdaddy May 9, 2021

African Stew

Just like Italian stew with italian ingredients, afrian stew consist of food that is typical african. However in Africa they have no food so the whole dish is a big pile of nothing.

Shit, i was so happy when my grandmother invited me over for dinner, but turns out she was serving african stew that day i left more hungry than when i arrived.

by RedWoodu February 15, 2020

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

African Mask

When you put out an entire carton of Newports on your Girlfriend/Significant Other/Jungle Wife's face. A blunt can provide a substitute as well. While performing this act, domestic violence is definitely heavily encouraged.

"Girl what happened to you last night?! Yo face hella fuqed up!"
"Jaquarius gave me an African Mask."

by Yung Butthole September 11, 2025

African Cider Mill

The act of pissing into anothers ass hole and haveing them shit it back into your mouth.

My girl is crazy, she let me have an African Cider Mill. Tasted great, a little chunky.

by ChadTheSimpKing January 11, 2024

african creamsicle

When u take a burnt hotdog, nut on it and poke your babbys momma in the eye.

My dad gave my mom an african creamsicle and ruined thanksgiving dinner with the inlaws

by Magg_ly May 22, 2017

African Earworm

When the song Africa plays on the radio once (by weezer or Toto) and is stuck in your head and It drives you nuts yet puts you in a hyperactive mood.

I can’t get an Africa - stuck out of my head- it’s gonna take a lot to take me away from you- there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do! I have an African Earworm- I bless the rains down in Africa!!!

by xandroe September 5, 2018