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African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 8, 2021
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African core sample

When you are clapping that ass and go to bust on her chest, but just push out a core of poop out of your urethra that you just jackhammered back into her small intestine.
She asked me to get her and African core sample to study. After a good struggle fuck, I shot one right on her reading classes.
by Thunderdaddy May 9, 2021
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African American

A term that supports the definition of "cultural misappropriation" as individuals using this term have no direct association with one of the words in this "term".
"I'm African American", "Oh really? Were you born in Africa and then later relocated to the United States?", "No", "Oh then it must be because one of your parents is directly African and the other American?", "Oh no, its just because I have darker skin pigmentation and can't let go of something that happened centuries before I was born, to ancestors I've never met and with a heritage I know sweet nothing about - I just add the word "African" because it sounds exotic, while implying that my life has more struggle than yours".

If this term is used then every American who is not "Native" should have a "prefix word" defining their cultural origin, for example - Irish American, Italian American, Cuban American, Mexican American, Polish American, British American, Canadian American, etc.
by AnActualAfrican December 9, 2018
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African-American

A term wrongfully used to describe Black (Eumelanated) Americans. Black Americans are not from Africa, they are in fact the original Americans. If the original American can adopt the title of a foreigner and disassociate themselves from their true ancestors, the land and resources they’re due to inherit are much easier to be taken.
The African-American has been created to destroy his/her actual heritage.
by Lyte Bulb August 30, 2019
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African shoelace

When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus
“Ay bro! Wanna pull of the ol’ African Shoelace?”
by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022
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african snow plow

When you're fucking a African American and you proceed to stick four pounds of cocaine in their ass then you motorboat their asshole
I got with this girl last night and she randomly gave me an African snow plow and my asshole is more streched than jared from subway
by Lil j Coco Puffs March 1, 2018
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African dirtroad

Yoooo...that bitch is NASTY...SHE HAD AN AFRICAN DIRTROAD ON HER THONG
by Vanilla Gorilla 420 November 3, 2023
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