Table addict

Someone who packages so much heroin for street sale that contact with the drug causes them to become addicted, even though they don't inject or snort it deliberately.

At her sentencing hearing, Kimberly McIntosh told the federal judge that she had cut and processed so much heroin during her time as comptroller for the Black Guerilla Family that she become addicted, even though she's not a user.

"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.

by stuntmidget January 16, 2012

tablet addict

A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.

Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.

by Bed Nigby May 3, 2014

Facebook addiction

When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.

Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."

Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"

Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"

Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"

Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"

by aCoope5518 August 1, 2015

drama addiction

The constant involvement with dramatic people by allowing them to open up and getting involved in their bullshit

She listens to all of their problems with such a drama addiction!

by Lfeass November 6, 2015

cereal addiction

An addiction to breakfast cereal(s) regardless of the location or time of day.

I love to eat breaksfast at any time of the day, I have a cereal addiction.

by HerveyBayCerealAddict July 26, 2016

hoody addicted

A person who always walk around with a hood on their head.

Tara can not go anywhere without a hood up on her head because she is hoody addicted.

by The Oracle 7 May 22, 2016

Spam Addict

Someone who can't stop spamming.

1 new message from Sydney: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney:: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney:: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney: "hey name get online"

name: "Sydney is a real Spam Addict."

by ktiractionreal February 10, 2017