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Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
by Cream DJ March 2, 2009
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Face Ram

to ram a girls mouth with your cock causing the face to look ugly and disformed.
Man! that girls a face ram
by Brennan009 May 28, 2010
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Butter Face

A girl who has an absolutely gorgeous body, but leaves much to be desired in the facial region. It sounds like a compliment, but it really isn't. read also: everything about her was great, BUT HER FACE.
by Nikki March 24, 2005
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STiCKY FACE

WHEN A NiGGA iS EATiN A GiRLS PUSSY AND SHE KUMz ALL iN HiS FACE LEAViN HiS FACE TO BE STiCKY! ;
i GAVE MY BOYFRiEND A STiCKY FACE
by BABYxxBEAST February 2, 2009
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Face The Wall

You're about to be executed by firing squad. Most likely for being a political dissident or degenerate.
What do you mean I can't change my son's gender?”

”No time to explain, Ma’am, please face the wall.”
by Fulwin September 11, 2020
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lemon face

A derogatory term used to describe a person that is unaware of their ignorance on a certain topic despite insistence that they know what they are doing.

The term came from a Cornell University paper called "Unskilled and Unaware of It" by Justin Kruger and David Dunning. The paper describes that generally the more intelligent tend to underestimate their abilities because they know what they don't know. On the opposite side those the are ignorant tend to not know what they are talking about yet feel that they do.

In the paper an example is given of a man who smears lemon juice on his face because he thinks that it will keep cameras from seeing his face. After he robs a bank he is captured thanks to the bank camera footage. Even when shown the footage he could not comprehend how it didn't work. Hence the term lemon face.
"I'm not going to call a plumber honey because I can do it."
Wife responds, "Lemon face."

Paris Hilton pretty much trying to do anything.

Sarah Palin

Pete Griffin

Any noob that insists competence
by artivous13 January 4, 2010
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the face of evil

The Face of Evil is a person who has attempted to destroy your life....after a battle that wages on for years you emerge victorious over her.
The Face of Evil sucks a good cock, has awesome tits and loves to take it up the ass (way more than straight pussy sex), she uses her slut magic on you to weaken you , mysteriously falls pregnant and then attempts to take everything you own!
A crazed whore that gets off on demeaning guys and acting like she is the most intelligent person on the Earth...The Face of Evil!!!!!!

Watch out..you could be next!!
Wow that chick has awesome tits, looks like she is a real cock gobbler and I bet she prefers it in the asshole!!!! Oh shit, that reminds me of ......The Face of Evil!!!!!
by Bum fuzz June 17, 2018
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