wet horse

popular term used by masculine gay men to describe an attractive male

wow look at that wet horse in those speedos

by la ronda July 18, 2010

Wet Nickel

The occasional putrid odor of the female sex orifice can best be described by the smell of “wet nickel”. Sometimes your boy just comes back from a scandalous fuck smelling of that wet nickel.

Brandon keeps bustin that wet nickel

by Brooookiecoookie March 19, 2019

Wet hotdog

A penis that has ejaculated into a vagina or rectum during sex.

Hit me with your wet hotdog daddy!

by BeastEJ September 13, 2018

Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

wet poncho

The act of reusing a condom.

I ran out of condoms so I had to use a wet poncho.

by wet poncho villa July 27, 2014

wet axe

the reception of a blowjob while skillfully playing a song on guitar hero

Guy 1: "Bro, wha'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"

by matt555 August 9, 2009

wet sanding

Wet sanding is the sexual in nature. It involves a man and a women or 2 men. This must be done at a beach in which one partener performs felatio on a penis and that individual puts their penis in the sand and then penetrates a vagina or an anus

I was wet sanding the shit out of nasty Nate while he was watching the sun rise.

by Eurotrashrabbit October 4, 2013