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woman hoarder

a man who holds onto ex's no matter how they treated him. holds onto each one in case he gets bored and needs a companion for social events or physical needs. 'collects' them such as a hoarder and doesn't let go. He may go back and forth between them and even a current girlfriend/spouse as well.
Jim was with his ex Valerie last night for a bootycall. Now he just made plans to go to the concert tomorrow night with his ex Debra while his girlfriend is out of town. Could he be anymore of a woman hoarder?
by mrsatc2013 February 4, 2014
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Wailing Woman

A mystical woman who appears on very few occasions, executed when a man tucks his dick in the Fruit Basket position giving the audience a frontal view, appearing the mystical figure
Dude, I was at Joe's house yesterday and I saw a Wailing Woman!
by anal fisting October 13, 2008
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Shrek woman

Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman
by Jvckk February 28, 2022
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van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?
Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...
by ZackyZack October 23, 2017
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flat woman

A female who has no tits or ass. Usually this is seen as a bad thing, but some may like flat women. Preference is subjective, after all.
She is such a flat woman
by AlgoMarblerYT September 16, 2023
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Tit woman

'' Hey, who's the celeb, who always shows off her tits?"
'' Oh, you don't know her?" It's Jlo, Jennifer Lopez, Tit Woman."
by KidLAROI2020 August 21, 2022
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octagon woman

🥚:woah it’s milky eve
M.O.T. Guy: what an octagon woman
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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