Fuck wipe

A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.

Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.

by Gloucester Cunt July 3, 2020

faith wipe

When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.

That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.

by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018

Ass wipe

A female version of a dumb ass; one who only thinks about themselves.

This ass wipe needs to learn some damn manners.

by Com mon Knowledge September 7, 2023

Clorox Wipes

those things everyone went crazy for in 2020 for absolutely no reason

Man A: hey dude I just got some Clorox wipes!
Man 2: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!? GIVE ME THEM! I HAVE A GUN
Man A: what

by mrdrjohno May 4, 2021

forced wipe

when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass

Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report

Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.

by highyieldjoe February 26, 2017

quad wipe

When 4 girls when live in the same quad hook up with 4 guys that live in the same quad. At the same time. In the same room.

Wow that quad wipe was legendary.

by Chains April 18, 2022

Forehead wipe

When you wipe your forehead hit accidentally wipe your butt.

LeBron: Yo, I just had the weirdest forehead wipe!
Obama: Ain’t no way my boy, you clownin.
LeBron: Nah, for real I just did! Look at my hand
Obama: *Slowly pans bison to Lebron’s hand with a brown lump on it*
LeBron: See! I had a crazy forehead wipe!
Obama: Aight, my bad homes.

by SalamiBootySmacker3000 June 24, 2023