Flat Bro

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.

He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)

by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021

Flat Sausage

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.

Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.

by Searsisdead November 24, 2015

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 15, 2023

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods, with is rule, he had the absolute power.
Also, there us a religion called "Flats's Witnesses"

-In what you believe?
I believe in Denis Flats

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods. He had a religion named Flats's Witnesses and he control the world with his overpowered rule.

-In what you believe?
-I believe in Denis Flats.

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018

flat-hunting

Looking for a place to live, especially a flat

"And I have to admit that I started flat-hunting with some trepidation"

by Aleksei190 January 11, 2017

brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.

"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."

by Tonyvenom September 23, 2017