“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test”
by Tronicon January 27, 2021

a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.
this hamster rarely bites so your ready to go!
this hamster rarely bites so your ready to go!
a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.
by NoodleLady January 26, 2018

FRIG DUDE IF CHINESE TEA CUPPING WERE AN OLYMPIC SPORT YOU WOULD BE A GOLD MEDALIST. WHO FLUNG THAT DUNG.
by buckshag October 10, 2018

A guy who’s good at maths and is purely Chinese.
Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.
Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.
Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.
Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.
by Jewish_Nibba January 10, 2020

Similar to the Industrial Revolution except only two 16 oz. Steel Reserve malt liquors are consumed by an individual in one night instead of the normal six pack.
Mike attempted an Industrial Revolution last night but was only able to complete a Chinese Industrial Revolution before passing out.
by CMA234567 December 18, 2009

Chinese nose blow is holding your thumb on one nostril and blowing hard so the snot comes flying out of your other nostril
by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!
by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019
