A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.
Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge
by fj1607 January 31, 2025

Generational Bridge Pylon Architecture. Built and Created by Non other than CaseOh himself. It can support the heaviest of weights.
by JeffyLacePipeandpoopers4297 August 8, 2025

A person who demands a huge amount of useless make-work from others on a whim.
ex.: I really think that bridge would look much better over there.
ex.: I really think that bridge would look much better over there.
My manager is such a a "bridge mover". I can't get any real work done for all the useless reporting he demands in order to justify his executive position.
by Muley101 October 28, 2015

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
by Bob The builder March 3, 2017

A London Bridge can only exist with 4 people; 2 sets of tits (specifically nipple to nipple, nipple to nipple), and the two bridge crossers create the bridges by lining up the sets of tits and having the crossers do two each on opposite sides. The closeness this bridge creates is palpable and full of enjoyment!
by Greenlowtops March 22, 2025

by Lurker_From_Ohio November 10, 2024

by June N St. March 22, 2023
