chode face

1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property

That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.

by Adam Ohman September 5, 2006

Chode

A Penis wider than it is long. Anyone who acts like a moron or is simply retarded.

A girl named Borah is a chode.

by Schlongalaong October 21, 2010

Chode

Chode:a penis that is shorter than it is wide

My boyfriend wants me too suck his chode

by Enegizer bunny May 15, 2009

Chode

Means fuck. means to go fuck your self many bandos use this word because they are scared of the teacher.

You mother chode!

by pie crap March 17, 2009

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Also a nickname for anyone named Chloe, Cody, Coby, etc. It turns into Chodey.

"Hey look that person looks like a chode!"

"Hey Chodey how's it going?"

by Tbuhd May 4, 2010

Chode Fingers

Refering to someone whose fingers are bigger than they're dick due to how fat they are.

Dude! Mr. Yarosh has such chode fingers!

by Upgrayded November 13, 2009

Chode warmer

A part of the anatomy used to warm a chode, most commonly a vagina, but not exclusively. On occasion the term is used more generally to refer to a female homosapien.

I really want to go snowboarding this weekend, but my chode warmer would throw a fit.

by John Maxfield February 7, 2012