Dude don't shitty slap me!
After weightlifting, my shitties began to ache.
I didn't get to the titties, but I got to the shitties.
Have you ever been shitty fucked by a contortionist?
After weightlifting, my shitties began to ache.
I didn't get to the titties, but I got to the shitties.
Have you ever been shitty fucked by a contortionist?
by #yolosweg November 13, 2014
Shitty(adjective) is used to describe something that is bad, it can be used to describe a person's actions or an object of lower quality.
by Anonymous34291 March 29, 2021
by A snail February 27, 2015
This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
by mary poppins butthole October 27, 2014
A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
by Shuaman May 05, 2020
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