Moon Gooning

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.

Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...

by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023

Goon squad

Sloth from the goodies ejaculating into a man named Tim’s mouth while he’s eating a Baby Ruth

Tim joined the goon squad lastnight hardcote

by NPC JOE 69 May 25, 2024

flicker gooning

To goon while repeatedly flicking the tip with 3 of your fingers extremely fast.

"Hey Thomas, what have you been doing?"

"I've been flicker gooning, but it's hard to do it for more than 7 seconds!"

by freakdrea95 May 23, 2024

goon away

To die from gooning

Goon away
Welcome to the place we call the backrooms where the people that we've edged to one day have gooned away *

by big black n world balls hd September 18, 2025

goon june

the act of gooning, also known as relentless masturbation, for hours on end every single day during the month of june. this is opposite to no nut november.

john: “hey connor are you participating in goon june this year?”

connor: “hell yeah who isn’t?”

john: “show your goon face”

by gooner692607 May 15, 2025

Flicker Goon

Flicker gooning is the mental state of gooning where nothing matters but gooning, your life's purpose turns into gooning, you lose all emotion but goon, You are Goon.

I was Flicker Gooning on top of a pregnant black lady while pouring chloroform in her ear.

by LapisWumpua May 28, 2024

buldgeet goon

a guy with lack of buldge shooting loads everywhere in a moment of euphoria

u seen buldge lately, just heard he did a buldgeet goon

by Frankotiti8 January 15, 2025