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fresh off the blade

Coming directly from a haircut . The blade being the barber’s clippers. Its not gay.
Aint no better feeling than comin fresh off the blade
by NotJordan 🙅🏾‍♂️ February 13, 2019
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Off the top

/awf/ /thuh/ /tɒp/

Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head

1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,

2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.

3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with
That song was a freestyle. It came straight ‘off the top’ of my head!
by William Danoven August 30, 2025
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Loose-Off

Any significantly long or significantly intoxicated night on drugs and/or alchohol shared amongst more than one participant. Loose-offs typically involve all or a majority of participants acting loose as per most standard definitions (including intoxication and debauchery). In Firehouse Hotel nomenclature the loose-off requires or results in participants being belted Loose-off is related to the US sporting term "Playoff" and can be understood as a Playoff (or Grand Final) of Looseness. Usually the title is conferred after the event. Eager (and brave) participants can establish a night out on the basis that it will become a loose-off
Last night was a total loose-off, I don't even know how I got home.
by Washed Up Walter October 20, 2008
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off

ooff ooff off oooooh
by RYLEEHMCH May 12, 2020
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off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:
"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air
by APW December 6, 2006
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rit off

Something that isn’t nice or old
His shoes were old and rit off
by Lott Benton October 20, 2019
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TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.
1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.
by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025
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