Dog

The opposite of God. Unlike God, who created all things at the beginning of time, Dog will only appear at the end, clutching the universe in its jaws, ceasing its motion through the primordial void, and in so doing resulting in the heat-death of the universe.

Dog is widely believed to be God's pet.

by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021

Dogs

Someone’s/your feet

Stop, get those dogs off me!

by :insert skull here: August 14, 2023

Like a dog on wheels

Popular response to any situation no matter how cheery or depressing.

Atli:So i beat this old woman back in 1997
Me:Like a dog on wheels?
Atli:yeah

by Norgle Tinglecrop May 10, 2021

bad dog!

no such thing

bad dog! person screamed at the little beagle pup that shat all over the new carpet.

by imneverheather October 5, 2020

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

Hot dog buns

The fat rolls caused by a too small bra.

That chick totally has some hot dog buns!

by gothbrat May 2, 2017

dog

Man's best friend

I have a dog that loves me so much.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 23, 2022