Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."

Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."

by Zaphod99 August 12, 2011

dog cereal

When your aim is absolute trash

“Bro what are you doing, your aim is dog cereal”

by Ironangel February 15, 2024

dog with antlers

A dog with antlers is commonly referred to as a deer. Specifically a stag or buck.

Kid: “Mom look, there is a dog with antlers outside!”
Mom: “Sweetheart, that’s called a deer.”

by Böshi November 22, 2019

Domodo Dog

A dog that is skinny, any breed, but most commonly, "Bigger" dogs,

That dog looks like a Domodo Dog, he is very skinny "skinny'.

by Domado Dog January 09, 2021

free range dog

When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.

Bad owners and their free range dogs.

by chris-loves-feet December 03, 2024

dream dog

The floating negative colored spots you observe when your eyes are abruptly deprived from light or when you where blinded by a strong light source e.g. the sun or a flash light.

After accidentally looking at the sun, I couldn't get the dream dogs out of my eyes for half an hour.

by Neb Som February 24, 2017

Chattanooga chili dog

Where a man shits on a female's chest then proceeds to titty fuck her. Afterwards the female sucks him clean.

I fed my wife a Chattanooga chili dog. Afterwards she brushed her teeth.

by Dickfitzenbottom June 19, 2020