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Shit Tatoos

The Red marks left on your thighs after reading a magazine while taking a dump.
"You know I took a long dump when there are shit tatoos on my thighs"
by CanoeMan February 15, 2010
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Shit Pocket

Hey Mo, You mite as well take that Shit Pocket straight from the Microwave, to the Bathroom. You know your in for it now.
by Dick Tittles August 11, 2009
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Shit Hickey

1. An insult to a person; an asshole.
by Jack-Lilac August 25, 2009
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Shit a Dog

Phrase used when suprised by some bad news or shocking event.
Tom: "Hey man, hows it going?"

Richie: "Wassup bud, i'm bitchin tar mucker"

Tom: "Woah shit man! watch out for that rollerblading T-Rex!"

Richie: "SHIT A DOG that was close!"
by Bitchinmother March 15, 2010
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Shit Baskets

The name given to scrap baskets at many large nursing home kitchens that have a somat run-off system.
They are called shit baskets because after many uses they start to smell verry bad and often gether alot of junk in them. They are also hard to reach so people ignore them.
Originated at a nursing home in Newtown, Pa.
Drew, did you get Shit Baskets yet?" "Hell no! They smell like a dirty spanish guy who works todays a week!
by ntrotiyi December 1, 2010
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House of Shit

A trap-house, except for methheads instead of crackheads.
Man that house of shit is always so quiet. I think they bringin' in the dope through a tunnel, my cracker.
by George Richards May 27, 2011
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shag shit

to fuck a woman up the arse and have a piece of sweetcorn lodged in your foreskin!
omg dont u wash?, ive got shag shit on the end of my bell!
by ganja619 September 23, 2011
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