National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

National curse someone day

On April 16, go to your witch friend and they have to curse someone of your choice (typically your enemy)
Choose a curse that is not too violent like something that will just annoy them bother them for the fun of it

Person 1: hey person 2! It’s National curse someone day can you curse my enemy for me?

Person 2: ugh fine only because it’s national curse someone day today. What curse do you want to give them?

by Randomuserjusthere April 14, 2025

probe nation

When a nation sticks something in another's butthole, specifically a stick or twig.

Kazakhstan probe nationed Belgium

by McSucc December 6, 2017

national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020

National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

National Claping Day

It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!

It’s every September 8th.

Dude, aren’t you excited for National Claping Day tommorow?

by CalebsStudios July 1, 2021

National BFF day

A day where you and your bsf have fun with each other and get closer!

Girl: Hey bff! Wanna spent national BFF day with me?
Bff: yeah sure ofc!

by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021