by I'mLovingTheNewMe ._. October 11, 2022
Get the Head Doohickeymug. 1:That bitch just shouted at me across the restaurant! Wow, she's slightly dick headed!
2: He ordered me around like he pays my bills. What a slight dick head!
2: He ordered me around like he pays my bills. What a slight dick head!
by MicMac88 January 24, 2014
Get the slightly dick headedmug. by BigScone69 April 18, 2018
Get the Head Dartymug. Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Get the Snapping Turtle's Headmug. Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!
Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.
Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.
by unknown.88 April 14, 2022
Get the Dave's headmug. by Prettyboy44 January 9, 2020
Get the woo headmug. When a hot broad or any good-looking chick from UConn gives you sloppy top. Either in the car, in your dorm, or anywhere on campus.
by dP_@sk3w September 14, 2021
Get the Husky Headmug.