a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
Get the national text your girlfriend back daymug. An National Day for one person
and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe
by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021
Get the National Mistletoe Daymug. April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?
Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
by drnotpepper October 24, 2023
Get the National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]mug. by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025
Get the National Beat A Redhead Daymug. by Yeetgccdffg April 10, 2019
Get the National antibully daymug. National littlest pet shop day is a day where your parents HAVE to buy you LPS and throw a LPS themed party
by suckonthismassivepenis October 6, 2023
Get the National littlest pet shop daymug. March 23rd is National JellyBean Day. You should sub to JellyBean on Youtube, and on this day go watch their videos.
by LibraTheChild_:) March 27, 2022
Get the National JellyBean Daymug.