dog water

someone who is bad at doing something such as a video game

“Josh you’re literally dog water at fortnite my guy”

by crystal_805 January 4, 2021

Dog Shot

When you are having doggy-style sex with someone, and just as you are about to cum, you pull out and unload and their back.

Kevin: Bro, I had a great night with Jessica last night, I pulled a Dog Shot on her

by LowkeyLoki44 April 9, 2021

Hot dog

The act of cumming in a condom then freezing it to use as a dildo.

Your dad is so bad in bed your mom has to use his Hot dog.

by Kalebisadouche October 25, 2022

dog-on-fire

The only computer repair place in this town except for geek squad (who would go there?! seriously..) that has online technical support. Plus, it's FREE!

dog-on-fire agent: Hi, welcome!
customer: hi.. I was wanting some repair work done..
dog-on-fire agent: great! I'm in the process of putting up an online calendar so you can tentativly schedule appointments. For now though just go ahead and describe the issues so we can figure out a solution.
customer: ...

by Justin Vail January 25, 2009

Lawn Dogging

When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.

My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.

by Irrelevant One June 17, 2023

Dog

A negative slang term

This burger is dog!

by Justaboredguy August 14, 2022

Dog

Something that is really bad
To describe a noun as bad or not the best.

Bro the nacho fries dip you had me eat were dog.

Bruh what kind of dog book is that, everyone important died after the first 40 pages.

Bruh why are you so dog at this game?

by SamJam24 October 2, 2020